(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School.
I'm Kim Daehui.
Who wants to talk first today?
Put your hands up in the air!
DJ Mix time!
Hello, teacher.
I mix everything. I'm DJ Mix Sejin.
Alright, Mix Sejin.
- Teacher, it's the New Year. / - Right.
I wrote down 3 things I shouldn't do this year...
- On my phone. / - What are they?
- I won't be cocky. / - Okay.
- I won't get annoyed. / - Okay.
- And I won't give up hope. / - Great.
That's why I mixed those 3 things!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Cocky, annoyed, give up hope...
Cocky, give up hope, annoyed!
Forgetful.
Where did I put my cell phone again?
Forgetful! Oh!
Where did I put my sunglasses?
Forgetful!
I keep forgetting! Everyone!
- Forgetful! / - Forgetful!
This has been DJ Mix Sejin.
Alright, good job, Mix Sejin.
Next is Mr. Toto!
Hello, teacher!
Hello, I'm Mr. Toto!
Alright, Mr. Toto.
- Who came up with this? / - What?
Who came up with coffee?
What's wrong with coffee?
I keep drinking it!
First thing in the morning...
I enjoy some coffee.
Time to start the day!
I went to work.
Hello, manager.
"Good morning. How about some coffee?"
I drank more coffee!
A client brought a tiramisu cake.
Tiramisu goes with coffee!
That's already 3 cups of coffee for me!
- Then I had pasta for lunch. / - Yeah.
They gave us coffee after the meal!
I got sleepy after eating lunch.
I stretched out, washed my face
and drank more coffee!
I don't even know how many cups I drank.
I, Kim Toto...
Will never drink coffee again!
I went to meet my girlfriend after work.
My girlfriend held my hand because it was cold out.
It was so warm!
She handed me a can of coffee!
I guess I won't be sleeping tonight!
Who came up with coffee?
Alright, you can sit down now.
I'll be back again next time!
Alright, good job, Mr. Toto.
Who wants to talk next?
- ♪ Out of the way ♪ / - What the...
♪ The star of Bongsunga School is here ♪
Hello, I'm a comedian.
- It's the guy that never tries hard. / - Yes.
What's with your body?
I've been working out a lot
and I really bulked up.
What's this?
Hey, these are all balloons.
They still kind of look like muscles.
I'm just joking.
These days...
I'm really working out a lot. For real.
I use dumbbells to work out.
Look at my muscles.
- I work out with dumbbells. / - Hold on.
Those are balloons too.
Oh, so what?
Even if I used real dumbbells,
I'd stop using them a few days later.
No need to try so hard.
- Go sit down. / - Should I sit?
- Yes. / - Oh, right!
All of Korea knows that you like watermelons.
How did you know that?
That's why I bought a watermelon
even though it's the middle of winter.
- Wow, a watermelon in winter? / - Yes.
Have some watermelon.
- Here you go. / - Wow, thank you.
But there's no knife.
- No knife? / - No.
We don't need a knife.
I'll just cut it with whatever.
- I have some dental floss. / - What?
I'll cut it with this dental floss.
- With dental floss? / - Just take some out...
- I'll cut it with this. / - It's really dental floss.
- Instead of a knife? / - As long as you can cut it...
- As long as you can cut it... / - With dental floss?
Hold onto it.
I just go like this...
- It worked. / - Hold on.
- Put it back together. / - It works.
Hold it together.
- Then I go like this. / - It worked.
- It worked. / - Wow!
How many people are here?
- Hold that one. / - Four people.
- Four people. / - Four people.
You just do this...
1, 2, 3, 4.
Share that.
- It works. / - It does.
You don't need to use a knife.
Am I going to become a famous chef just because
I used a knife to slice a watermelon?
- Nope! / - Nope!
Am I going to use this watermelon
to make some fancy dish?
- Nope! / - Nope!
So there's no need to try so hard.
Don't try so hard at life!
Just like Yoo Minsang that covers up in a long coat
instead of going on a diet...
Let's not try so hard at life!
Go sit down.
♪ Out of the way ♪
♪ The star of Bongsunga School is here ♪
I can't wait to see this guy again.
Come on out!
He looks just like him.
- Alright! / - Yes.
Hello!
I make people echo!
I'm Freddie Echo!
You were on Park Myungsoo's radio show.
Everybody!
♪ I went on Park Myungsoo's radio show ♪
♪ All I said was alright, but everyone laughed ♪
♪ Myungsoo said he'd support me ♪
♪ He said he'd take me under his wing ♪
So did you call Myungsoo?
- ♪ I don't know his number ♪ / - ♪ Number ♪
- ♪ Number ♪ / - ♪ Number ♪
- ♪ I asked and he wouldn't tell me ♪ / - ♪ Tell me ♪
- ♪ Tell me ♪ / - ♪ Tell me ♪
Then how do you get in touch with him?
♪ Texting his radio show ♪
♪ Short texts are 5 cents ♪
♪ Long texts are 10 cents ♪
So you're just a listener.
Alright!
You're really popular these days.
Can you tell how big you got?
One more time!
♪ The Freddie Echo character is popular ♪
♪ Everyone tries to copy me ♪
♪ From actors to idols ♪
♪ Men and women of all ages copy me ♪
Oh, really?
Hyunbin, alright!
Ma Dongseok, alright!
SEVENTEEN, alright!
American children, alright!
Power Rangers, alright!
That's forcing it.
Alright!
Freddie, what's your dream?
I'm going to collaborate
with the world's best idol group, BTS!
How?
♪ Mama ♪
♪ Alright ♪
Alright, you can go now.
Okay...
Next is the proud Korean! Kim Seongwon!
Hello.
I love Hangeul and I'll never speak English.
I'm a proud Korean. I'm Kim Seongwon.
You'll just end up speaking English again.
- I'll never speak English. / - Alright.
He didn't fall for it.
- Today, I'll talk about the birthdays. / - Birthdays.
A few things come to mind.
- Birthday presents. / - Sure.
You think of birthday presents.
- The "Happy Birthday" song. / - Right.
And when you get together with your friends...
It's a birthday conspiracy group.
Are you kidding me?
Why is this a conspiracy group?
You've never heard of a birthday conspiracy group?
You celebrate the occasion.
You know this word.
- I don't know. / - You love these.
It's a conspiracy group.
- You know this. / - A CG.
Just say it. Don't pretend you don't know.
- No! / - Don't say it!
- No English! / - No!
You said you wouldn't use English!
- Don't say it! / - Don't!
Party!
P-A-R-T-Y! Party!
The New Year's eve party.
The American barbecue and cocktail...
- Housewarming party. / - Alright!
Party salad.
Party Pigsy.
Yang Se-party.
Clueless party.
My favorite fish is sawedged party.
- My grandma during the holidays. / - A grandma?
Gosh! Why did you bring so party much?
Time for a song!
♪ My hands are cold, my party's cold ♪
What are you talking about? Class is over!
Until the entire world loves Gag Concert
and Hangeul...
Bye-bye!
(Hello)
I'm the owner of Jongno!
Hello.
I'm the head of the Jongno ward office.
♪ Today, tonight ♪
♪ I'm afraid of the dark ♪
Hello.
I have night blindness.
Hey, Kian84!
Why are you speaking to me informally?
We're not the same age!
Hello.
I was born in early 1984.
♪ What do I do? ♪
♪ What should I do? ♪
Hello.
I have trouble making decisions.
Don't cry! Don't cry!
Hello.
I'm a babysitter.
Daehan, Minguk, Manse!
Hello.
I'm Song Ilkook.
Mom! I don't want to go to school!
I said I don't want to go to school!
Hello.
I'm a principal.
Watch carefully.
I'll show you how amazing I am.
Hello.
I'm a flasher.
M.
M!
Hello.
I'm a medium size.
- ♪ Good-bye ♪ / - ♪ Don't go ♪
- ♪ Be happy ♪ / - ♪ Don't leave me ♪
Hello.
I have auditory hallucinations.
I graduated from Ewha Womans University.
This is bulletproof glass, you fool!
They're bragging.
- Jealous, right? It's very strong. / - Didn't you study?
(Crazy Convenience Store)
I hope I don't get any crazy customers today.
Let's do a good job!
Honey, I need to buy stockings.
- Alright. / - Here.
- Please ring up these stockings. / - Sure.
Would you like a receipt?
- You can throw out the receipt. / - Okay.
Why would you throw out the receipt?
Huh?
Why do you want to destroy the evidence?
- What? / - Huh?
What is it all of a sudden?
Did you meet someone else?
You don't want to be caught by that other girl?
No, I was going to throw it out anyway.
What? You're going to dump me?
It's not like that... Nina...
You're the only girl I'm seeing.
Stop lying!
Tell me if you're hiding something. Tell me!
Fine, I'll tell you!
I've been hiding...
What are you doing?
- What the... / - You scumbag!
What are you doing?
I've been hiding this!
What the...
I've been hiding this!
My love for you!
Honey!
Excuse me!
You can't just throw chili flakes everywhere!
Wipe that off!
Honey, I'll wipe it.
- Honey! / - Yeah?
- Wipe this first. / - What?
What is it?
- What are you doing? / - What is it?
This!
You need to pay for that stuff first!
Gosh! Get out of here! Get out!
Get out, get out.
What was that all about?
Sheesh...
I can't believe it.
Come on in, guys!
- Did you all pick something? / - Okay!
- Alright! I want this! / - I want this!
- I want this! / - I want this!
Hey! Who's paying?
Who has their wallet?
I have mine!
- Alright. / - Here I go.
Pass!
Alley-oop!
Alright! Dunk!
Please use that.
The credit card is broken.
- Let's get another credit card made! / - Okay!
♪ As we run on the hot court ♪
At least put these back!
Gosh...
Please ring these up.
Oh, sure...
- Let me ring up this hamburger. / - Okay.
- Hold it. / - Yes?
These ingredients listed here.
Are they really all in here?
Of course.
But I can't see.
Can I poke a hole
and give this an endoscopy?
Why would you give a burger an endoscopy?
Oh, it's 3 o'clock now.
- Please ring this up. / - Sure.
- Hold it. / - What is it?
It says mozzarella.
What's it lacking?
Is it lacking in ingredients?
You said all the ingredients are in here.
Why did you lie, you liar?
Mozzarella is a cheese.
Oh... I guess I was lacking.
- What? / - Please ring this up.
Okay, let me ring this up for you.
- Hold it. / - What is it?
It says the directions to heat this up.
Directions?
Are you a director?
- No... / - If you're a director..
- Than use me! / - What?
You fool. I'm your father, boy!
How was my acting?
It stinks.
I feel like buying this will make me snobby,
so I won't buy this.
Then let me ring up this lemon soda.
- Lemon soda? / - Yes.
Like our relationship?
I'm a part-timer and you're a customer.
No, no. I'm your father!
Could you stop saying that?
Alright, please ring this up.
Sure.
Hold it.
What is it now?
It says hate in English.
- What's there to hate? / - No...
- Do you hate me? / - No.
- You hate me that much? / - No.
Even if you hate me,
I'm your father!
Just get out!
Your mother is waiting at home.
Oh, please!
♪ Mom and sister take the road by the river ♪
What is that?
What's with that song?
Sheesh...
When am I going to clean all this up?
- Can I get some wet tissues? / - Sure. Here you go.
Can I get rid of this stain?
Yes, go ahead.
Where are you going?
What the...
♪ 1, 2, 3, 4, geez, geez ♪
What are you doing?
Geez! You said I could get rid of my stain!
You can't do your laundry here!
You're so heartless!
Everyone here is crazy!
(The Everything Show)
The amazing show starts now!
Introducing the opening show!
They want to join Cirque du Soleil!
Feats of strength!
Hello.
We've been practicing feats of strength for 10 years.
- I'm Gupal! / - And I'm Chilsip.
Gupal and Chilsip!
Alright.
We are not here to sell things.
- We are... Geez... / - Sunglasses for sale!
You can become popular!
- Please buy a pair! / - Hey!
What are you doing?
Chilsip, it's not like that...
You fool!
It comes with two sets of lenses.
Alright.
For the feat of strength we'll show you...
We'll throw something and have it stick to the body.
First, this basin!
You're amazing, Chilsip!
Gupal will do it!
- What? / - Huh?
Chilsip, I can't do it.
Sheesh...
Do you want to have that stick to your skin
or do you want to live together?
Then I'll do it.
Alright...
Here...
(Do not try this at home)
Gupal did it!
Now we'll use a metal delivery box!
Are you insane? I can't do that!
Honey.
Don't do that!
I'll do it no matter what!
Alright...
(Do not try this at home)
Gupal did it!
Gupal! How did you do that?
- We sell super glue too. / - Great.
You can't sell things here!
Just leave!
- Hey, it looks like we're stuck together. / - Geez!
My gosh!
Come backstage if you want to buy something!
Just leave!
Introducing the next show!
Life starts at 100,
it's the 100-year-old Men!
1, 2, 3, 4.
Okay, okay!
Alright! Okay. You did it.
My turn, my turn, my turn!
Hey, bring that.
Move it, move it.
Heave-ho, heave-ho, heave-ho...
Heave-ho!
We did it!
- We did it. / - Nice one.
- Nice. / - Great job.
Those were the 100-year-old Men.
Gentlemen...
You don't need to come next time if it's too tiring.
- What was that? / - What was that?
You don't need to come next time if it's too tiring.
- I can't hear you! / - I can't hear you!
Just come again.
- Okay. / - Okay.
- Alright. / - You heard that?
They heard that...
♪ We got kicked out ♪
♪ From a buffet ♪
♪ Front leg and back leg ♪
♪ Both taste great ♪
Hey!
Eat that after we finish!
Why won't you let me eat?
Man... ♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ The flowing river ♪
You're drinking it?
You're drinking the river!
Stop drinking it.
♪ Sounds good ♪
- What's your waist size? / - 46.
- What about your hips? / - 40.
Wow! ♪ Who's your mother? ♪
♪ How did she raise you to get so big? ♪
♪ Shake that booty that booty, booty ♪
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I'm hungry, sounds good, I want some ♪
♪ Don't be surprised ♪
♪ If that beef ♪
♪ Is eaten raw by us ♪
- ♪ We... ♪ / - Enough singing!
Eat! Eat!
(Waiting Forever)
This is the cafe with the number 1 barista.
- Welcome. / - Hello.
What would you like?
What's your best-seller?
Our iced Americano is very popular.
I'll have one of those then.
Sure. Is it for here?
No, it's to go.
Alright.
So, do you like coffee?
Oh, yes. I drink like four cups a day.
Is it your first time here?
Yes, I usually go to places near the office,
but I wanted to get some good coffee today.
It's best to enjoy the coffee right here...
No, no. I only have 5 minutes left for lunch.
I have to take that to go. Can you please hurry?
What did you have for lunch?
Don't you think this is taking too long?
Mr. Barista.
I need to get going.
I don't think you're very good at this.
I won 1st place in a barista contest.
Oh, I'm sorry...
But still!
Mister, you're taking way too long.
I have to get going.
Alright, just skim off the top.
Now you can make the coffee.
Mister!
Why did you even skim off the top?
Well?
Gosh, that's crazy!
Yeah, that's right.
- Let's get some coffee and go. / - Yeah.
There's someone waiting.
- Let's go somewhere else. / - Alright.
I can make coffee right away.
- Then we'll have 4 cups of today's coffee. / - Sure.
Here you go.
- Thank you. / - Sure.
- Thank you. / - What the... Mister!
Why did they get their coffee right away?
You're taking forever for mine!
They ordered coffee of the day.
You ordered iced Americano.
Then I'll take the coffee of the day.
Give me the coffee of the day.
It's all sold out.
What the heck?
Yes. Hurry!
That's it.
Good, just like that.
Just give it to me now.
Good... Do that...
Great.
There he goes again.
Hey! Stop that!
Stop going... It's annoying me!
Stop doing that! Hey!
I said to stop doing that!
I need to get going!
Geez! I'm leaving!
It's ready.
Give it to me.
Hurry.
All I have to do is add ice.
Please hurry.
What is this?
Hold it.
Am I really seeing this?
Hey!
What are you doing?
I don't want your coffee! You psycho!
(Momentary Home Shopping)
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today
is an office chair.
We've brought in the developer, CEO Yoo Minsang.
Hello.
A comfortable chair.
That's right, people.
Yoo Minsang's chair is a DIY product.
You can put it together easily.
It's very simple. Look.
These are the parts.
It's very simple to...
Isn't that simple?
You have to put the entire thing together.
That's why...
We'll even throw in a welding torch.
You have to build the chair yourself.
You all weld at home, right?
I guess most people do that.
It's a great product.
And that's not all.
Most chairs can only go so low or high.
That's right.
But Yoo Minsang's chair has that covered.
Let me show you.
Let me adjust the height of the chair.
Let me raise it up.
Take a look.
It goes up high.
Hold on...
- It goes up a lot. / - Take a look, people.
- It goes up high. / - This is...
How do you even get on the chair?
Let me tell you more about our product.
Let me show you with the chair.
Yoo Minsang's chair is very useful.
- The cushions are very nice. / - Right.
If you're working all day in an office,
it can get really tiring.
But don't worry, people.
Just remove one of the cushions.
What a great product.
I bet that would get your back hot.
And try sitting on chair to work in the summer.
Your back gets all sweaty and hot.
But don't worry, people!
A bunch of bags of onions.
It's very well ventilated.
The smell! It stings my eyes.
Sometimes when you're at work,
your boss watches you.
He checks on you.
That's really stressful and tiring.
But Yoo Minsang's chair
protects your privacy.
Let me show you the function.
It's really simple, people.
So you're working.
Then your boss looks at you.
It's kind of distracting.
Don't worry, people.
Isn't this great?
No distractions
and you'd probably lose your job.
Isn't that surprising? What an amazing product.
I bet you all want one.
Do they really?
Let's bring in a consumer and hear his review.
Come on out!
Hello, I'm Jeong Haecheol.
I'm 34 years old and I live in Dangsan.
I thought Yoo Minsang's chair was just pricy at first,
but the quality is terrible too.
What?
A cheap chair could make your back
all sore and sweaty.
This chair does that.
Hey!
Yoo Minsang's chairs go through 1,000 impact tests
and they sell us those same chairs.
What are you talking about?
And another thing...
That's enough! You're just...
You're going to say something bad. Get over here.
Hurry, hurry!
What was that?
Why was it so fast?
Let's cut to a quick commercial break.
Let's start the Gag Insurance song.
♪ Gag Insurance is great ♪
♪ A discount for safe drivers ♪
♪ A discount for first-time drivers ♪
For insurance...
Yoo Minsang's chair.
What are you talking about?
What kind of commercial was that?
I think he just wants to cross-dress.
Don't you all want one, people?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's beef bone soup.
It's a chair! Geez!
(Random Video Calls)
Gosh...
There's nobody to hang out with this weekend.
I'm bored. Is there a fun app?
What's this?
Everyone in the world in one place?
Random video chatting? Hey, that sounds like fun.
Install.
Log in.
Name, Seo Taehun.
Country, South Korea.
Okay.
Alright, I get how it works.
I wonder if anyone is on this thing?
Hello...
Yes, hello.
- You look familiar... / - Are you...
- Jinho from Gag Middle School? / - Taehun?
Wow! It's been forever, man!
I can't believe we're meeting on this app!
Yeah, hasn't it been like 10 years?
Seriously...
I guess, since you're on this app,
you must be single.
What are you talking about?
I'm with my girlfriend now.
What the...
Come on, baby. Stop it.
- Congrats, man. / - Yeah...
Gosh...
Baby. Baby.
- I'm talking to a friend right now... / - So playful...
I'm talking to a middle school friend.
- Yeah... / - Alright, baby.
Come here.
What are you going to do? Jinho?
Baby...
Sheesh...
You know what?
I think I have to hang out with my girlfriend.
Yeah, you do that. I hope you two get married.
Alright, thanks. See you next time.
Okay.
I never want to see him again.
That guy got weird.
Someone else...
Hey, it's Park Chanho!
Hello, I'm Park Chanho.
Wow! Hello!
I was bored, so I downloaded this app this weekend.
- Me too! / - To tell you about this app...
- When I was in LA... / - All of a sudden?
I missed my family.
I missed video calling.
- To overcome all that... / - Alright, I get it.
So... It was nice to meet you.
This is pretty neat though.
That reminds me of another story.
When I was in LA, I was almost possessed.
- I missed being possessed... / - Not the same thing.
No, hold on.
Let's just say good-bye.
- That reminds me of another story. / - No more!
Stop!
He talks so much.
That could've gone on for 2 hours.
Someone else.
- Hello. / - Hello.
- Hi. / - I can play the guitar.
Want to hear me play?
The guitar? Sure.
Wow, she's good at singing.
Such a good singer...
- What the... / - That reminds me of another story.
I missed seeing the yellow sky after a home run.
No more!
What was that?
What a surprise.
I feel like I'll see him in my dreams.
Why do I keep getting guys on this thing?
I want to talk to a girl.
Someone else.
What the... It's a guy.
Good-bye.
I don't want you either.
I don't want to talk to a guy either.
Someone else.
Oh! It's a man.
Hi there.
Okay, good-bye.
So he's on this app too.
Hold on.
I should set the keywords.
Okay. I want a woman.
And... Cat-face, dog-face...
Yoo Minsang?
With a cat-face.
Okay.
I hope I get a girl this time.
Oh! A girl! Hello!
Oh, hello.
You're very pretty.
Thank you.
What are you up to?
I'm out to meet my friends since it's the weekend.
Oh, I see. You're outside.
Excuse me.
I have a boyfriend.
Someone's hitting on her.
- So I'm at Hongdae... / - Excuse me.
Are you by yourself?
Are you with people?
My boyfriend is picking me up.
- You're very popular. / - What a weirdo...
- Hold on... / - So that's why...
Why is there a shoe there?
- What the... What's going on? / - Hold on.
- Geez! / - What's going on?
You can't lie down here, miss!
What the...
- Hey. / - Yes?
- Are you the boyfriend? / - No, no.
- You need to get over here. / - No...
- I... / - She's really drunk.
No, I'm sorry.
I don't know her.
I got a drunk girl lying on the ground.
Someone else.
Hello.
You're so pretty.
- Thank you. / - I should be thanking you.
Let me show you my dance moves.
You're going to dance?
It's my lucky day!
You're so good at dancing!
This is awesome...
- Sorry, my baby. / - What? Oh, gosh...
- Are you okay? / - I'm sorry...
- No, no... / - Sorry.
I won't do that anymore.
I'm sorry. I should apologize.
Gosh, she's a mother.
Let me try one last time.
Oh! How cute.
Hi!
- Hi. / - Hi.
- Hi. / - Wow...
I love you.
- I love you. / - Wow!
What a smart bird.
That reminds me of another story.
I knocked on the door...
Geez! What's with this app?
(Sloppy Kung Fu)
Amongst the most fearsome martial artists,
there is a true master.
It's Sloppy Kung Fu!
Chapter 1.
Outcome.
Ow...
You pathetic fool!
Suyeong, you try.
Master, can I do this?
Think about your 10 years of training
and avenging your parents!
And strike!
Wow...
You did it. Here's your prize.
- Do you have an Elsa doll? / - No.
- I saw one back there. / - We don't have one.
I want to exchange this for Elsa.
The next chapter. Truth!
Suyeong, that's ridiculous.
You're the one being ridiculous!
You fools!
Why aren't you two training?
Master, honestly...
Which of us is better looking?
You two are the same.
I'm better looking.
Don't be ridiculous!
- That's totally ridiculous. / - Sheesh...
What are you talking about?
- What's all the ruckus? / - I'm better looking.
- I'm better looking. / - Hey, fatty.
- Yes? / - Yes?
Oh... You're here. That's right.
- You're the fatty. / - No, the ugly one!
- Yes? / - Yes?
What the... Why did I say yes for both?
Why didn't you look?
I'm the cute fat one.
The next chapter. Danger!
Suyeong, let's eat.
- Thank you for the food, master. / - Yeah.
Master!
Hyeonho!
What happened?
It was... It was...
No, Hyeonho! Hyeonho!
It's already too late.
- Let's eat before the food gets cold. / - Okay.
You don't want to let it get cold.
The next chapter. Fight!
Extend the fingers.
Good.
Are you the one that claims he's the strongest?
Claims? That's going too far.
What do you want?
I want to fight you.
Fine. We'll each exchange attacks.
Alright, you attack first.
You're going to regret this.
Organ destroying fist!
Is it my turn now?
Here I go!
You win!
Hold it!
We have to finish what we started.
These are supposed to close.
Close the doors! Close them!
Alright, you can close them now.
The next chapter. Wish!
Why aren't you in bed?
I want to make a wish on a shooting star.
You slack off in your training
and you believe in silly superstitions!
You pathetic fool!
I'm going to train you extra hard tomorrow! Got it?
Wow! A shooting star!
Hey, my wish really came true!
Thank you!
The last chapter. Bonus footage.
Where am I?
Why did I die?
My wish came true too.
- Master! / - Suyeong!
- You scumbag! / - You jerk!
You're scum!
(Wronged)
There's a long line at this popular restaurant.
Gosh, it's cold.
Oh... It's you!
Hong Hyeonho from Gag Elementary School!
Yes, that's me.
It's me. Jeon Suhui.
- Oh, Jeon Suhui! Great to see you. / - Yeah.
How have you been?
Nothing's changed.
Are you married?
No, not yet.
Don't tell me...
Are you still not over me?
I've never liked you.
Hyeonho, I'm married.
Yeah.
Things are great with my husband.
It should be.
I have a kid too.
I bet your kid is cute.
- I don't think this is right. / - What is?
You need to get over me...
And live a happy life. Bye.
What's her deal?
Sheesh...
- Goodness... / - Gosh...
It's so cold out. Why did we have to come
all the way here for pork cutlets?
This place was on TV.
Look at the line.
Gosh, it's cold.
Why is it so cold out?
Why didn't you dress warmly?
Here, wear this.
Here.
Oh, thank you.
Gosh...
- Gosh... / - Sir.
Yes?
You can use my blanket.
Oh, it's fine.
I have a jacket on, so I'm fine.
- You can use this. / - Oh...
This kind of weather is no problem for me.
- You use it. / - Okay...
Gosh, it's cold.
Gosh, it's so cold. So cold...
Geez, why doesn't he give him his blanket?
Just leave him be. I hope he gets a heat rash.
So cold...
Sir, you should use my blanket.
No, it's fine.
No, just use it.
- It's fine. / - I'm really fine.
- I'm fine. / - Use it, sir.
- I'm fine. / - You really should.
- Hey, hey, hey! / - Sir... Yes? Yes?
- I said I'm fine. / - Yes...
How many times did I tell you?
I'm sorry.
You got me all heated and now I'm hot.
- Keep that blanket on. / - Yes, sir...
Gosh...
- So cold! / - Please just use the blanket, sir.
I said I'm fine.
I'm really fine. It's my wish.
Fine then. The three of us will share.
- No, I'm fine. / - Come here.
- Here. / - I'm really fine.
There you go.
- Dear. / - Yeah?
The blanket is too short.
Then get closer.
Get closer.
I said to get closer.
- I'll give you your numbers. / - Yes.
- You're 34. / - Thank you.
- 35. / - Yes. Alright!
I'm so sorry.
We can only take 35 tables a day.
Oh, too bad.
We would've eaten if you weren't here.
We woke up at 5 a.m.
to get pork cutlets from here.
We took a boat, a train and a bus.
- I guess we were short-sighted. / - What?
We should've left home at 3 a.m.
Sir, what if I just give you my table?
No, no.
We'll just wait here for 24 hours
and be the first ones tomorrow.
As long as we don't freeze to death first.
Just take my table, sir.
- I'm fine. / - No, just take it.
- It's fine. / - I'm really okay.
- I won't eat here today. / - Hey!
- Hey! Hey! / - Yes? Yes?
Why don't you ever listen the first time?
I'm sorry...
Be good.
- Yes, sir. / - Dear...
Leave the poor boy alone and let's go home.
Let's just wait and eat.
It's your dying wish to have the pork cutlets here.
It can't be helped.
Have it on my memorial table when I die.
Make it a cheese pork cutlet.
- Let's go. / - Excuse me, ma'am.
Just take my table.
No...
I did a search online.
They say it's so good,
you'll think you died and went to heaven.
So go ahead.
- You die? / - No...
- Oh, gosh. / - No...
- Dear... / - No...
If I die from eating pork cutlets...
Don't live alone. Get remarried and be happy.
What are you talking about?
- Hey, hey, hey! / - Yes, yes, yes?
What did you say to my wife?
- It's not like that... / - She's crying!
It's a misunderstanding.
- You made her cry! / - I didn't say anything.
- What did you say? / - Why are you picking on me?
(Love Brothers)
We live and day for dating.
- I'm Seo Taehun... / - And I'm Lee Sejin.
I live and die to be single.
I'm Yoo Minsang!
I hope you die alone.
Why, thank you!
I was born again after marriage.
I'm Park Yeongjin.
I'm so jealous.
No...
- So jealous. / - Be honest.
I bet you want to die because you're married.
- Be honest. / - Yeah.
- I bet your life is worse than death. / - What?
Congee tastes good?
- That's true. / - What are you talking about?
- Congee tastes good. / - Is that how you heard it?
Sit down.
If you all just listen to us,
anyone can date.
Men and women are very different.
You have to keep that in mind.
Men and women are very different
when they get dressed to go out.
When women get dressed up to go out...
Going to work, going to get a wedding invitation,
going to a wedding, going out for brunch,
going to the bathhouse,
going to the convenience store...
- Going to the hospital... / - Gosh...
Going to eat at their ex-boyfriend's neighborhood.
Wow...
So frustrating.
They get ready for any event.
So when do guys dress up to go out?
When their sweat pants are in the laundry.
That's true.
My sweats are in the laundry,
so I had to dress up today.
This outfit is so uncomfortable.
So, what do men and women
usually talk about?
First... This is what women talk about.
What's that?
They talk about hot guys.
They talk trash about Minjeong.
They talk trash about Jeongeun.
Then they end by talking about food.
That's true.
What a beautiful way to wrap up a conversation.
A lot of you agree with this.
So for men...
What do we mostly talk about?
This is what we talk about.
We talk about different stuff.
We talk about boot camp.
We talk about democracy.
We talk about politics.
And then we wrap it up with some dirty jokes.
You know what's up.
- Yes, we talk about dirty stuff. / - No way!
Guys don't talk about dirty stuff!
We talk about food too!
I don't think it's just talking about food.
You talk about it and then you eat it!
- Get this stuff out of here! / - Stop eating so much.
Forget about all that stuff, people.
You can be happy all by yourself.
People...
We're running out of time.
For our futures, for nature...
For our descendants... Couples must disappear.
What?
According to a study by the IUCN...
If all couples were to disappear,
the Earth could last for 5 billion more years.
- Where is the study from? / - The IC...
Hey! I'm making a joke here! Don't ask that stuff!
What's disappearing?
Trees are like the heart of the Earth
and couples are causing them to disappear.
There's this one couple.
Let me tell you their love story.
They were sitting together lovingly in a park.
She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...
With a tree branch!
Tearing out the leaves!
And the guy writes a love letter.
"I'll love you forever, my love."
Paper comes from trees!
And the girl is so touched by the letter...
She'll need tissues! They're also made from trees!
And the guy finally tells her.
Honey, please accept my love.
Flowers! A bouquet!
Cutting down those living flowers!
Then wrapping them up in wire!
And of course, the girl is thrilled!
That's horrible! So cruel!
This is like plant murder!
100 flowers die on your 100th day together
and 200 die for your 200th day!
You need to break up now!
At this rate,
all the trees and plants in the world
will disappear in 100 years.
- Really? / - And you believe that?
I'm just making things up!
And that's not important.
So the guy finally tells the girl.
Will you marry me? He shows her a ring.
It's probably made with a diamond or gold.
Why are diamonds and gold expensive?
- Because they're rare. / - Right.
Because of all these rings couples give each other,
we're losing minerals like diamonds and gold.
Every year, we lose an amount
that could cover the Korean peninsula.
If Korea was a pile of gold,
it wouldn't exist because of couples.
- Really? / - This is a really serious problem.
Why are you all nodding?
Are you trying to learn things from this show?
Get it together!
So, the couple finally gets married.
And things are crazy at the wedding.
The bride comes in with a bouquet!
More flowers had to die
and be wrapped in wire! The bride is happy.
When she throws it, all her friends go nuts
trying to catch it! They're so wild!
And at the wedding,
the parents all cry.
The bride and groom cry. Everyone cries.
More tissues! They come from trees!
Money in envelopes! Made from trees!
They exchange rings
and deplete all our minerals!
This isn't a wedding.
It's a party to destroy the Earth.
Instead of the wedding,
they should just call it a world-destroying party.
Don't be a couple that destroys the world.
Be single to keep our Earth healthy.
Public service announcement for singles.
Oh, stop with that nonsense!
Move it! Geez...
Your eating harms the environment more.
That's true.
Happiness comes after you get married.
Hello! I've been married for 2 years. I love my wife!
I'm Park Yeongjin.
I'm so jealous.
Before I got married and I lived alone,
I just took care of myself.
But now, my pretty wife takes care of me.
My wife called me and said...
"Dear, where are you?"
Oh, I'm at my friend's dad's funeral.
"Oh, a funeral.
Let's do a video call."
She really missed me.
Let's not do a video call here.
I'll be home soon.
"You'd better get home soon."
I guess she really missed me.
So when I got home, my wife said...
"So where did you come from?"
I said I was at a funeral...
"Look into my eyes and answer honestly."
She really wanted to look into my eyes.
So the thing is... What happened was...
"You'd better look me in the eyes!"
She wants to see me even when I'm right there.
But you know what's amazing? She misses me,
but she doesn't even look at me at home.
But I'm still very happy!
And another thing.
Before I got married,
I liked models in commercials.
But now, I live with a pretty wife just like that
and I'm very happy.
My wife came to me because
there was this new bag she wanted.
♪ Will you come look at bags with me? ♪
♪ There's a pretty one, so come with me ♪
Then inside I think...
No... This isn't right.
I start crying, but my wife gets excited
and goes shopping.
This is how you make a man cry.
When your wife gets excited.
- When she's excited? / - Right.
And...
When I come home late from drinking...
I thought my wife was going to yell at me,
but my mother happened to be at our house.
Then for me... ♪ What a relief, what a relief ♪
♪ What a relief that my mom is here ♪
But after my mother left,
my wife said to me...
♪ You need a beating, you need a beating ♪
♪ You need a beating ♪
But I'm still very happy!
I need to get home now!
- Why? / - Why?
If I get home late, my wife will go...
♪ Smack me, smack me ♪
♪ Smack me right on the back ♪
Gosh!
Did you all see that? We're all actually...
Very happy!
(Let's Do This)
- Chief Lee. / - Yes?
Our Tight Sheet Masks.
- How's the commercial coming? / - Good.
Manager Jeong has it ready.
- Let's go watch it! / - Okay, okay.
Hello, Mr. Advertiser!
I worked really hard on the...
- Tight Sheet Mask commercial. / - Alright.
Anything else you want to say?
- Let's just watch it. / - Alright.
Honey, do you have a Tight Sheet Mask on?
Yeah, honey.
This sheet mask makes me feel like
my face got smaller!
How do I look?
Wow, it's so small!
To make your face look smaller...
Tight Sheet Mask!
How was that?
What do you mean?
Her face became way too small.
That looks weird.
Gosh, what am I going to do?
Listen. Make one that shows
the best time to use our sheet mask.
How it's used.
Make a good commercial like that.
- Show how the sheet mask is used? / - Yeah!
- I can do that. Let's watch it now. / - Good.
- Honey. / - Yeah?
I felt bad about getting a sheet mask for myself,
so I got you one too.
Wow, really? Thanks.
- Let's start! / - Alright!
- Don't move! / - Give me your money!
Don't kill me!
When you're committing a robbery...
Tight Sheet Masks!
No, no, no.
What did I just watch?
They used our sheet masks to commit robbery.
What was that? I'm so...
What are you doing?
It wasn't me.
Yeah, you're no longer working for me.
- Huh? / - You're unemployed now.
I'm sorry.
I want you to get an A-lister model
and make a great commercial. Got that?
I have an A-lister ready.
Alright.
- Let's watch it now. / - Good.
Gosh...
My skin feels so dry.
So much fine dust these days too.
I should wear a Tight Sheet Mask.
How refreshing.
(Former marathoner, Lee Bongju)
I got better looking!
That's Tight Sheet Mask!
Kim Junho put on a sheet mask...
- And became Lee Bongju? / - Yes.
And then he said, "I got better looking."
What was that?
And if you're going to use Lee Bongju,
you should use what he's good at.
That's what you should make the commercial of.
- Use what Lee Bongju is good at? / - Right.
I can do that. Let's watch it now.
Bonjour, would you care for a dance?
It would be an honor.
You're very good at dancing.
Who taught you?
Teacher!
Oh, from him?
No.
What?
Who is it? My gosh!
(Mr. Tong, Lee Yangseung)
Mr. Tong!
When it comes to skincare...
Tight Sheet Mask!
What a complete mess.
Manager Jeong, this is your last chance.
What's the best thing about our sheet mask?
It has a calming effect.
You need to emphasize the calming effect
with a great commercial! Please!
- I'm begging you. / - Alright.
- I'll emphasize the calming effect. / - Right.
Let's watch it.
It's bending-do!
Welcome to the bending-do studio.
So... Hey!
You're Lee Bongju the marathoner.
I didn't recognize you. Let me greet you formally.
How have you been-joker? Joker!
I'm the biggest joker in my neighborhood.
- Joker... / - Junho! Stop it!
Stop it-marathon! Stop it-marathon!
That was a strong attack!
That's it! Time to bring in the twins!
To beat Lee Bongju,
we need to transform into a centaur!
Transform into a centaur!
- Transform! / - Transform!
This is going to take a while.
- Let's go! / - Almost done...
Transform? It looks like you're just getting changed.
- Hurry. / - Get your leg in there.
Hurry.
- What a sight... / - It's been too long.
I transformed into a centaur.
Alright, let's move!
Centaur...
Let's show him our tail!
- Then I'll transform into No Face! / - No Face?
- Transform into No Face! / - No Face?
This is going to take some time too.
No Face.
Transformation complete!
Let's go!
No Face!
What do you think?
Come on... Bongju...
Aren't you embarrassed?
Man... This is embarrassing.
I feel all hot now.
When you're feeling hot...
Tight Sheet Mask!
I'm not doing this commercial.
- I'm not doing this commercial! / - Sir...
(Refreshing Statements)
Dear, have some fruit.
Gosh, what's with the fruit?
- Dear. / - Yeah?
I want to take our daughter to Seoul this weekend.
What for?
What do you mean what for?
Our girl is going to go to college in Seoul.
I need to find her a studio to stay in.
A studio? A studio?
You sound like Usain Bolt tightening screws.
How could you let a girl live alone in this scary world?
Over my dead body.
It's only a 2-hour trip if you take
a train and a bus.
Why would you get her another home?
She can take the first train for her first class
and come back on the last train afterwards.
We won't have to worry about her at all.
There's no way I'm letting her live alone.
Do you want to take the last train to the afterlife?
Stop being ridiculous!
It's not 2 hours. It's a 4-hour round trip.
You always get angry when we go to
my parents' house when it's only an hour away.
And she has to get ready for school too.
It takes her an hour to wash up and do her makeup.
Another hour to do her hair and pick an outfit.
An hour to eat and two hours to get to school.
That means she has to wake up at 4 a.m.
to go to a 9 a.m. class.
And if she has afterschool activities and
she hangs out with friends,
she has to take the last train
and then take a 30-minute taxi ride to get home.
Then it would be 4 a.m. That means she wouldn't
get any sleep before her first class.
Why wouldn't you let her sleep?
She has to live on her own.
Woman, you're so thoughtless.
Why don't you ever think?
The girl has never been in the real world
and you want to send her to live alone in Seoul?
Aren't you worried?
Think about it.
She can't cook,
so she'd always eat instant noodles
and end up malnourished.
She doesn't clean,
so she'd be living in a pile of dust
and eventually develop respiratory problems.
Her friends would want to come over to drink
and she'd probably say yes.
Then she'd end up drinking a lot and damage her liver.
If you let her live alone, you might as well
send her to a university hospital instead!
You sound like Cinderella
trying on Seo Inyoung's shoes.
If we did things your way,
should I watch our grown daughter
when she uses the toilet too?
She needs to live alone
to become more independent.
And you really don't know. Our daughter
eats just fine even if I don't cook for her.
She says the food at restaurants taste better,
so she hates eating at home.
And she's good at cleaning too.
She keeps stuff she needs
and throws out stuff she doesn't need.
Look at her desk. Not a single book!
That's why you need to stop worrying.
We're going to Seoul this weekend and that's that.
Woman, did you tie your brain up
when you tied your hair?
I can't get through to you.
How could you let her live in Seoul by herself.
No way I'm letting her live alone.
You go live with her. She can't live alone!
I've been working hard to get her in college
and I wanted to finally relax.
I have to look after her in college too?
If you're so worried, you go live with her.
That's as silly as losing a tooth
from eating a banana.
Don't you know how scary the world is?
And it's not a boy living alone.
It's a girl living alone. A girl!
Think about it.
What if she meets some guy on a blind date?
"I heard you're from Daejeon. Where do you live?"
"I live alone."
The guy would suddenly go crazy...
"You live alone? You live alone?
Let me walk you home."
Then our daughter would go,
"Thank you. Want to come up for instant noodles?"
Instant noodles! Living alone!
My daughter! No! My daughter!
That's how your daughter was born!
That's the tactic you used on me!
When I think about that time...
You said you'd just come up for noodles!
I asked for water because the noodles were salty
and you gave me soju instead!
I wasn't sober at the time!
You didn't blow on the noodles.
You blew on me!
I shouldn't have served you noodles.
I should've punched you instead.
Do you want me to disown you from the family?
Do it! I'll gouge your eyes out!
You'd better stop it or I'll hit you!
Want me to slap you silly?
- I ought to... / - You want to fight?
- You want to start up with me? / - Mom!
Mom, do I get to live alone?
Over my dead body!
Stop being ridiculous.
Get your head on straight. You're not living alone.
You're commuting from home.
But TWICE lives near our school.
I heard a lot of girl groups live around there.
You're being ridiculous again.
She still hasn't grown up! This isn't going to work.
You're coming to Seoul with me.
I'm taking our daughter to Seoul.
Where are you going?
Hey! Where are you going?
(Sky Cancel)
- Bongseon! / - Yeah.
- You're here. / - Congratulations, Bongseon!
Yeseo became student body president.
This is the best news ever.
My gosh! What's this dish?
Gosh, you're good at cooking
and you're a good parent. What can't you do?
Well...
Cussing?
I can't bring myself to cuss.
I made a French dish. Coq au vin.
It's chicken braised in wine.
My gosh! This chicken tastes so refined!
Madam!
I caught more pigeons!
Why I ought to...
I'll tear your mouth open!
I'll try to find more plump ones!
I guess you're good at cussing now.
- You can do it all, Bongseon! / - Yeah...
Bongseon, you have to tell our Suhan
tips on how to become student body president.
- Of course. / - Great!
Congratulations, Yeseo's mom.
It's a gift.
Gosh, what's this?
I bought it in Italy when I went for a conference.
It's an antique fashion item.
- My gosh... / - It's a squatting stool.
My goodness.
Thank you so much.
I've been sitting on warm seats these days,
so my butt has been getting pigmented.
Now my butt won't turn black.
Great.
- Let me try sitting on it. / - Try it out.
My gosh!
It looks great on you, Bongseon.
- My gosh. / - It's the perfect fit!
What is wrong with you, dear?
Why can't our twins be student body president?
Why are you always one step behind?
Come on, Yun Sea.
I'm sorry.
I had to get ready for this important event.
Delicious.
I'd like to truly congratulate you for Yeseo
becoming student body president.
We should dance on a happy day like this.
Dear, I don't think so. Let's eat.
My gosh.
This is pigeon meat.
What? I know that.
My gosh...
So chewy!
What an exciting party.
Why is there a party?
So...
Is this such a big deal?
You always take it too far.
I told you to get here early.
Did you just come from hiking?
Gosh... Look how sweaty you are...
Get off me!
Stop making a big fuss.
So what if our kid became student body president?
Is that something to brag about?
(Congrats on becoming student body president)
And another thing...
Why is it so hot in here?
Geez!
(Song Jungeun's daughter became school president)
Stop making it such a big deal!
Getting so angry with all these people here.
Gosh... Don't be so angry, dear.
Dear.
Father of the student body president.
What is it, mother of the student body president?
We need dancing on a happy day like this.
Dancing sounds great! Dancing!
Ow...
- My knee... / - What the...
- What is it? / - Geez...
My knee...
- You have a bad knee? / - Yes.
Let's set a date for surgery.
I'm fine, I'm fine.
Hey. Your life line is really short.
Let's set a date for surgery to extend your life.
- No, I'm fine. / - Set a date!
Get the surgery!
He can't operate!
- Geez... / - Can't operate...
Excuse me, Suhan's dad.
I didn't want to be crude and say this, but...
My husband is going to become
the head of the spine department.
You need to be a better judge of character.
Isn't that right, dear?
Hey, why does your head smell so bad?
Let's set a date for surgery.
- Geez! / - Gosh...
- Let's all enjoy the food. / - Yes.
- My gosh... / - Bongseon, Bongseon.
Yeah?
Doesn't it cost a lot of money
to become student body president?
Well...
We bought bidets for all the school toilets,
got them a new field...
And a few school buses.
That's how much the parents
of the president should spend.
You always take it too far!
Are you bragging to them about our money?
If you have time to brag about money,
do some housework!
Hey... Why is this thing so shaky?
I guess $5,000 is the perfect height.
Very impressive!
I want to become like you!
- You want to become like me? / - Yes!
Let's set a date for full-body cosmetic surgery.
- No, I'm fine. / - Get the surgery.
What's wrong with your face?
- Huh? / - Who's that?
Teacher...
Bongseon, who is that?
I'm a stylist.
An internet sign-up stylist.
Mr. Jo.
Teacher... Yeseo says the internet is a bit slow
when she listens to internet lectures.
Ma'am.
You need to trust me.
Yes, of course I do.
But even when I go online shopping,
the photos load slowly.
Ma'am, online shopping isn't important.
- I know it isn't important, but... / - Ma'am.
Do you want to change internet providers?
Send me your bank account number.
I'll give you a refund.
Mr. Jo, take their router.
No! Teacher!
Teacher! Just leave it! We'll just use it!
Ma'am.
Does that mean you'll trust in me
and you're okay with your neighbors
stealing your WiFi?
Are you okay with giving back
the bike that was your free gift?
I'm asking you if you're willing
to give us 5 stars
in the customer satisfaction survey?
Ma'am?
Yes... I'll do it.
Mr. Jo.
Put the router down.
Oh. And give them another envelope.
I'll get going now, ma'am.
Are you okay?
- My gosh... / - Goodness...
With this much space...
We should start dancing.
Cue the music!